The "Re-brand Me" Series 1

Am I twisted?

You be the judge and jury.



I have millions of arces of arable land and billions of cubic litres of water, but I cannot feed myself. So, I spend $1 billion to import rice and another $2 billion to import milk. I produce rice, but I don't eat it. I have 60 million cattle but no milk. I am hungry, please RE-BRAND ME.



I drive the latest cars in the world but have no roads. I lose family and friends everyday on roads for which funds have been looted. I lose my young, my old, and my most brainy and productive people to the potholes, craters and crevasses they travel on every day. I am in permanent mourning, please RE-BRAND ME.