The "Re-brand Me" Series 4

Am I twisted?

You be the judge and jury.


My people cannot sleep at night and cannot relax by day. They cannot use ATM machines, not use cheques. My children sleep through staccato of AK 47s and see through the mist of tear gas. The leaders have looted everything on the ground and below. They walk the land with haughty strides and fly the skies with private jets. They have stolen the future of generations yet unborn and have money thay cannot spend in several lifetimes, but their brothers die of hunger. I want justice, please RE-BRAND ME.


I can produce anything, but import everything. So my toothpick is made in China; my toothpaste is made in South Africa; my salt is made in Ghana; my butter is made in Ireland; my milk is made in Holland; my shoe is made in Italy; my vegetable oil is made in Malaysia; my biscuit is made in Indonesia; my chocolate is made in Turkey and my table water made in France. My taste is far-flung and foreign, please RE-BRAND ME.